Written at 6:18 am

So i woke up this morning and could hear a faint alarm. Sounded like a car alarm, but not on the st. Turns out it’s the building. It’s not the fire alarm, it’s not loud enough to wake us up.

 

part of me says “alarm, save roommates.” But I feel that this alarm means pretty much nothing, so I feel you are both safe.

 

If I’m wrong, I apologize to you both now. If you have lost an eyebrow or such because of this, I am sorry.

 

If it’s still going off when I get back from the gym, maybe I will investigate a little.

 

I hope when I return you are both alive. Sorry if I have failed you, but mostly, I think you will both appreciate being left to sleep.

 

Love

someone with psuso mom qualities